Case#:09-13008 Date: 4/24/2009 Time: 0002 Invest Asgn:
Header: DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SIMP
WHILE DRINKING ALCOHOL AND PLAYING YAHTZEE, V1 AND D1, FATHER AND SON, HAD AN ARGUMENT OVER V1 CALLING D1 A DRUG DEALER. A PHYSICAL FIGHT ENSUED IN WHICH D1 WAS DETERMINED TO BE THE PRIMARY AGGRESSOR. D1 WAS ARRESTED AND TRANSPORTED TO THE BRANCH JAIL WITH NO BOND.
See, family bonding is alive and well!
Case#: Date: 4/26/2009 Time: 2300 Invest Asgn:
Header: TRAFFIC
DEPUTY TIPPIE AND DEPUTY BEERS CONDUCTED TRAFFIC ENFORCEMENT IN THIS AREA. 10 CITATIONS WERE ISSUED FOR RUNNING THE STOP SIGN AT THE INTERSECTION AND OTHER VIOLATIONS. THERE WERE NO LOUD MUSIC VIOLATIONS OBSERVED.
See, that last one got me. Either the deputies were really getting extreme in their desires to keep the eardrums of the county safe from all harm… or, someone decided tax dollars should be spent on a loud-music patrol.
I don’t particularly care for either option.
Case#: Date: 4/24/2009 Time: Invest Asgn:
Header: ARRESTS Location:District Five Business Name: ZONE:09-13023 W/F was arrested for reckless driving as she was chasing her live in byfriend from Edgewater to Port Orange, on US 1. They were in excess of eighty mph as she was traveling in a truck right behind him while he was operating his motorcyle.
Is this whole “Chase the boyfriend/girlfriend” a new trend?
Dudes, I’m glad I’m married, because I’m just too tired at the end of the day to go chasing someone.
Case#:09-13039 Date: 4/25/2009 Time: 0901 Invest Asgn:
Header: NARCOTICS Location:6350 ENGRAM RD UPPER APT NSB Business Name: ZONE:54
R-1 contacted central dispatch in reference to a fight that was occurring in the apartment above hers at 6350 Engram Rd NSB. Deputies arrived on scene to investigate. Upon entering the apartment approximately 23 suspected marijuana plants growing in clear plastic pots were in plain view of deputies. After a complete investigation D-1 was taken into custody on cultivation of marijuana, possession of marijuana under 20 gr and possession drug paraphernalia. Narcotics was notified.
I just always get a kick out of stuff like this.
See, if you have 23 pot plants growing in your home, why on EARTH would you do anything to make yourself noticed?
Case#:09-13128 Date: 4/25/2009 Time: 0142 Invest Asgn:
Header: ARRESTS Location:51 S. Charles R. Beall Debary Business Name: ZONE:61
Deputy Stickels stops a Dodge Durango and arrests the driver Christopher Howell of Port Orange for DUI and refusal to sign a summons. Howell resists arrrest and damages the hood of the patrol car during the arrest takedown. Howell slips his cuffs up front and deputies were forced to restrain him further with a hobble.
Deputy Stickels transports Howell to District 4 where he blows .162 and .152. Howell was calm and is placed in the back of the patrol car. Howell then kicks the right rear door and bends the door out of frame. District 4 deputies take him out of the patrol car and as he is standing up he headbutts Deputy E. Powers. Powers was not injured in the incident. Sergeant Turney was present during this incident and photographs the damage to the car door and the injuries to Howell.Sergeant Turner completed the auto incident report and notified Lt. Hughes.
This dude did NOT want to go to jail, huh?
jh-) someone decided tax dollars should be spent on a
jh-) loud-music patrol
Good. I hear enough of these noisemobiles driving by my office downtown, and there are too many of them driving by the house as well. They’re a nuisance and an affront to the adjacent property owners.
I do not mind the fact that they are likely customers for hearing aids in a few years. In fact, we all ought to consider hearing aid stock.
My objection is to being shaken and rattled in my home, car, and office. I’d like to see the cops ticket a bunch of these goofs so the word gets out.