Archive for May, 2009

Flying egg salad and more!

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Case#:09-16254    Date: 5/22/2009 Time: 19654  Invest Asgn: Header: DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SIMP Location: Business Name: ZONE:24

D1 threw an egg salad sandwich at her step-father hitting him in the chest. D1 was arrested and transported to VCBJ.

Food flinging is criminal?

Nice.

Do you know how many lunch-rooms around the country should be locked up? I mean, in my day, we had at least 4-5 food-flinging episodes a year. Multiply that by the years I was in school, and you’ve got some serious criminals getting away scott free for hurling tater-tots and salisbury steaks with congealed gravy.

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Kickbutt burger at Ground Chuck

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

OK, this is my first food review, so forgive the lack of finesse.

(AHAHAHAHA! That’s a good one. Me. With finesse. Yeah, right.)

Yesterday the new burger-joint Ground Chuck had a promo, and our Circulation manager ran out and got some of their burgers.

Good hell that was some killer cow. Seriously.
The burger was huge, it was affordable (the entire meal, fries, burger with the works, and a drink were like, $8. Fast food is just about $6, so it’s really not shockingly expensive.)

The fries were OK, the drink was a drink, but the burger. It really was that darn good.

Phil said he wants to have the best burger in Volusia. I haven’t tried every burger in Volusia, but it was the best burger I’ve had in a looooong time.

Thanks Phil and Chantell. Ya’ll rock.

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Idiot of the day — more booze thefts

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Today’s Idiot of the day, brought to you from the Volusia County Sheriff’s Activity reports:

Case#:09-15937 Date: 5/19/2009 Time: 2335 Invest Asgn:
Header: THEFT Location:3705 N. Hwy 17, DS Business Name: Pin Ups Bar ZONE:22
Matthew Jarnigan was involved in a verbal altercation within the bar area. He was asked to leave by the bar staff. He left the bar, walked outside and into the package store. Once inside he told the clerk he wanted to speak to the manager. As the clerk left the package store and went into the bar to get the manager, Jarnigan took several bottles of alcohol from the store, left, put them in his car then ran back inside before the staff came back inside. The manager then spoke to Jarnigan and he left. The manager reviewed the video tape and discovered what happened. The manager knew Jarnigan from prior dealings. Deputies went to Jarnigan’s residence in Pierson and arrested Jarnigan. He was transported to VCBJ without further incident.

He stole booze and went BACK INTO THE STORE.

That’s chutzpah.

Or idiocy.

You decide.

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Park benches and booze

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Saturday, May 16, 2009
Day Shift:
Sleeping on Park Bench/Warrant Arrest – S. Alabama – A man was issued an NTA for sleeping on a park bench. After it was discovered that he had an open warrant for violation of parole, he was arrested and transported to VCBJ.

It’s not legal to sleep on a park bench?

Seriously, I had no idea. Looks like my lunch-time nappy-nap is totally nixed, eh?

(This actually makes me a little upset, and I’m bringing it out because I’m not too happy about it.  You can’t sleep on a park bench. I always thought being  in a position where you had to sleep on a parkbench was a pretty darn unfortunate thing to begin with — to become a criminal by sleeping… that sort of sucks.)

Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Night Shift:
Grand Theft – E. ISB – a W/M subject entered the Liquor Dept and stole (7) bottles of Johnnie Walker whiskey valued at approx. $362.

And yet again, we see the priorities some folks have.

At least is was Johnnie Walker, quality obviously counts when you’re stealing.

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Plastic bag shirts — Call the fashion Police!

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Today’s idiot of the day was pretty clear.

Meet nudie woman, who ran around Daytona completely naked save for a plastic bag.

Do I need to tell you she admitted to a few drugs?

Congrats to our IOTD, Nudie Woman.

AT APPROXIMATELY 0533 HOURS DEPUTIES WERE DISPATCHED IN REFERENCE TO A NAKED FEMALE. AS DEPUTIES ARRIVED ON SCENE THE NAKED FEMALE RAN OUT THE BACK DOOR TO THE BUSINESS. DEPUTY MCGUIRE OBSERVED THE FEMALE RUN ACROSS NOVA ROAD WITH DEPUTY LAMEE CHASING BEHIND HER ON FOOT. THE FEMALE WAS CAUGHT AND SECURED IN THE PARKING LOT OF 1903 N NOVA ROAD, HOLLY HILL. THE FEMALE WAS COMPLETELY NAKED EXCEPT FOR A CLEAR 7-ELEVEN PLASTIC BAG SHE HAD ON AS A SHIRT. THE FEMALE WAS COMBATIVE AND APPEARED TO BE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF NARCOTICS. THE FEMALE WAS PLACED INTO DEPUTY MCGUIRE’S PATROL VEHICLE AT WHICH TIME SHE BEGAN KICKING THE DOORS AND BANGING HER HEAD ON THE WINDOWS. THE FEMALE EVENTUALLY IDENTIFIED HERSELF AS (V1).  V1 DID ADMIT TO DRUG USE (COCAINE) AND ALCOHOL THIS MORNING AND SHE ADVISED SHE WANTED TO KILL HERSELF. V1 WAS TRANSPORTED TO HALIFAX BY EVAC.

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