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Plastic bag shirts — Call the fashion Police!

Today’s idiot of the day was pretty clear.

Meet nudie woman, who ran around Daytona completely naked save for a plastic bag.

Do I need to tell you she admitted to a few drugs?

Congrats to our IOTD, Nudie Woman.

AT APPROXIMATELY 0533 HOURS DEPUTIES WERE DISPATCHED IN REFERENCE TO A NAKED FEMALE. AS DEPUTIES ARRIVED ON SCENE THE NAKED FEMALE RAN OUT THE BACK DOOR TO THE BUSINESS. DEPUTY MCGUIRE OBSERVED THE FEMALE RUN ACROSS NOVA ROAD WITH DEPUTY LAMEE CHASING BEHIND HER ON FOOT. THE FEMALE WAS CAUGHT AND SECURED IN THE PARKING LOT OF 1903 N NOVA ROAD, HOLLY HILL. THE FEMALE WAS COMPLETELY NAKED EXCEPT FOR A CLEAR 7-ELEVEN PLASTIC BAG SHE HAD ON AS A SHIRT. THE FEMALE WAS COMBATIVE AND APPEARED TO BE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF NARCOTICS. THE FEMALE WAS PLACED INTO DEPUTY MCGUIRE’S PATROL VEHICLE AT WHICH TIME SHE BEGAN KICKING THE DOORS AND BANGING HER HEAD ON THE WINDOWS. THE FEMALE EVENTUALLY IDENTIFIED HERSELF AS (V1).  V1 DID ADMIT TO DRUG USE (COCAINE) AND ALCOHOL THIS MORNING AND SHE ADVISED SHE WANTED TO KILL HERSELF. V1 WAS TRANSPORTED TO HALIFAX BY EVAC.

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2 Responses to “Plastic bag shirts — Call the fashion Police!”

  1. Tanner Andrews says:
    May 11, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    jh-) ran around Daytona completely naked save
    jh-) for a plastic bag

    That may not be so unusual over in Daytona. Things are different over there.

  2. Tanner Andrews says:
    May 13, 2009 at 9:24 am

    pd-) forcibly drug a local female into an abandoned
    pd-) house located at S. Florida Ave in an attempt to
    pd-) have sex with her. She refused and he exposed
    pd-) his penis in hope of enticing her

    Now there’s a great strategy for attracting the attention of the opposite sex. The order of operations may be a little off, however — most critters display first in order to draw the female’s attention, then attempt to have sex.

    Dumb criminal of the day award for this guy?