Saturday, May 16, 2009
Day Shift:
Sleeping on Park Bench/Warrant Arrest – S. Alabama – A man was issued an NTA for sleeping on a park bench. After it was discovered that he had an open warrant for violation of parole, he was arrested and transported to VCBJ.
It’s not legal to sleep on a park bench?
Seriously, I had no idea. Looks like my lunch-time nappy-nap is totally nixed, eh?
(This actually makes me a little upset, and I’m bringing it out because I’m not too happy about it. You can’t sleep on a park bench. I always thought being in a position where you had to sleep on a parkbench was a pretty darn unfortunate thing to begin with — to become a criminal by sleeping… that sort of sucks.)
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Night Shift:
Grand Theft – E. ISB – a W/M subject entered the Liquor Dept and stole (7) bottles of Johnnie Walker whiskey valued at approx. $362.
And yet again, we see the priorities some folks have.
At least is was Johnnie Walker, quality obviously counts when you’re stealing.
jh-) You can’t sleep on a park bench
We actually have several laws to discourage poverty. For instance, if you are poor, it costs $25.00 extra to file a lawsuit. If you are poor, your insurance will cost more. If you are poor, you have to pay higher interest rates. If you are poor, your income tax rate is higher. As well, your effective property tax millage millage is higher.
All of these things help to remind people that they should be wealthy.
Yeah, I missed that memo.
I wonder how I can get on the automatically-wealthy mobile.