I recalled seeing this ordinance on one of my daily Weird News widgets, but I didn’t comment on it because I’ve been so steenkin’ busy as of late.
So, I want to give a big Hooty-Hoo to Orange City Mayor Harley Strickalnd. He made mention of the a new ordinance in Brooksville at last night’ city council meeting.
Which brought it back to my attention.
I give you the city of Brooksville, who passed an ordinance to require employees to wear underpants and deo.
(I’ve known folks from Brooksville, so I can’t say this is unwarranted.)
Here’s the article in Hernando Today
(I so want to be hired as the Underpant Enforcer. Could you imagine having a government job enforcing underpants and stinky pits? How fabulous is that?!)
I think the citizens over in Brooksville have already figured out that the job of underwear enforcement may be fraught with peril. Right, imagine some old guy trying to tell the newly hired sweet young thing that she may not be in compliance.
I’m not seeing any good way for this to work. I guess it would be inappropriate to consider whether he should just shut up and enjoy the show.