About Jen Horton

Randomocity, defined by the Urban Dictionary as:
The word used to describe an event or situation being completely and utterly out of the ordinary
That describes blogging for me. You may get some commentary on the police logs, or a rant about bad drivers, or observations of a teenage son. It’s going to be random. But, I hope it’s going to be fun — for both of us.

About me, as a person? Hmmm. Let’s try this:

I read faster than a speeding bullet, and gobble large quantities of pulp fiction. Right now, I eat paranormal romances alive. MUWHAHAHAHA.

I have two kids who are the absolute lights of my life, and who are the genesis of my acquaintance with the Clairol Hair Coloring line.

My hubby is a die-hard Cowboys fan. I love him in spite of that.

I go through cyclical periods of rabid insomnia. (I foam at the mouth at 3 a.m. with my latest stroke of sleep-deprivation-caused genius.)

Guilty pleasures include massive amounts of coffee, chocolate, cake and old comedy tapes. You can sometimes catch me giggling on the couch to Eddie Murphy, Billy Crystal, Sinbad, or Bill Cosby.

I think Jeff Dunham is the coolest guy on the planet.

When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a pirate or a muppet.

I have size 11 feet, and I am a bitter crone about this.

And, uh, I think that’s it.

Oh, yeah. I’m your Beacon Web editor, and one of your blog administrators.

Sometimes, I even write stories for the paper (what a novel concept)!

Drop me a line anytime.

Jen@beacononlinenews.com

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