Dear Diary:
The Boy, a charming lad of 14 1/2 has brought home a report card worthy of a garden troll.
And, thusly, (is thusly a word?), thusly, The Boy is grounded for two weeks. One week for each flagstaff on the report card.
No iPod! No Nintendo DS! No Xbox! No phone! No computer! No television! And room restriction!
The horror! The agony!
I’m talking about the horror and agony for me! It’s the most traumatic thing I’ve ever lived through.