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Off the beat — March 8-10, 2010

Monday, March 8th, 2010

Man tosses baby

Officers responded to a call for a trespass complaint March 1. When they got to the residence, a man ran from the officers with an infant in his arms. According to the DeLand Police Department’s report, the man tossed the baby to a lady at the residence “in a reckless manner” before fleeing. Officers did not catch the man.

Public bathroom vandalized

Feb. 25, deputies conducted an extra patrol of Chipper Jones Park in Pierson, when they discovered the restrooms had been vandalized. Light fixtures and a sink were damaged. There are no suspects.

Needed a lesson

Someone broke into a vehicle in Deltona on Feb. 28, and stole a book bag, which had several textbooks in it. There are no suspects at this time.

Drive-by marble-throwing

Feb. 28 was a busy night for marble-throwing criminals. Deputies reported six instances of criminal mischief overnight. According to police reports, an unknown person was shooting or slinging marbles into vehicle and business windows. The report speculates that, based on the targeted windows, it was likely the incidents were occurring from a vehicle.

Five vehicle windows were broken, and a front window at Temple Baptist Church was broken.

March 3, a marble-thrower hit a house, shattering a resident’s front-door glass.

And, on March 4, a sliding-glass door was shattered at a Deltona home, possibly by a marble.

Accidentally called the cops

Deputies arrived at a Deltona home after someone called 9-1-1 and hung up. While at the home, the deputies smelled marijuana. The resident turned over a small amount of pot, but then he tried to hide a pipe and another small bag of pot. The man was arrested.

Take the car out for a bite

A DeLand woman said her live-in boyfriend bit her on the arm March 1, because he was mad at her for driving his vehicle. The boyfriend confessed and was taken to jail for battery.

New threads and dinner

On March 1, a man stole $483.23 worth of meat and clothing from Walmart in Orange City. When he was confronted by store security, he took off running. Deputies set up a perimeter and caught the thief on Fort Smith Boulevard, where he was read his Miranda rights and confessed to the crime. All of the clothing, and the meat, was recovered. The meat thief also had a warrant out for failure to pay child support. He was taken to jail.

Pot dealer robbed

Sheriff’s deputies responded to a call about armed robbery. When they got to the Deltona address, two people said they invited a man inside the residence to smoke pot. The man went outside, came back with a gun, and had his hosts tie each other up. Three other men came into the residence to help steal 30 pounds of marijuana, cash, and a cell phone. The thieves left in a silver car. A BOLO (be on the lookout) was issued.

Sheriff’s spokesman Brandon Haught said that there was no way to verify the victims’ claim — that 30 pounds of pot was stolen; however, if the claim was true, the value would be around $21,000 — or $700 per pound.

Haught said the weight of the drugs was in question, because the bucket the victim said she stored the pot in was not big enough to hold 30 pounds.

Because there is no evidence, the victim is not being charged. “However, one of our narcotics units is actively investigating this case,” Haught said.

If you have information about a crime, call Crime Stoppers, 1-888-277-TIPS. You can remain anonymous, and may be eligible for a reward.

Soup bean

Monday, December 7th, 2009

OK, the slapping? Not funny. But I’m wondering how many puns we can come up with for the soup-beaning.

Friday, Dec. 4, 2009 Night Shift:

• Battery (DV) — West Howry Avenue – When A female, 26, observed her husband, 30, kissing another woman at a bar she slapped him several times. When the two returned home together, the fight continued and she hit him in the head with a can of soup. The female was arrested.

“Campbells — Mmm…mmm.. TAKE THAT!”

Park benches and booze

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Saturday, May 16, 2009
Day Shift:
Sleeping on Park Bench/Warrant Arrest – S. Alabama – A man was issued an NTA for sleeping on a park bench. After it was discovered that he had an open warrant for violation of parole, he was arrested and transported to VCBJ.

It’s not legal to sleep on a park bench?

Seriously, I had no idea. Looks like my lunch-time nappy-nap is totally nixed, eh?

(This actually makes me a little upset, and I’m bringing it out because I’m not too happy about it.  You can’t sleep on a park bench. I always thought being  in a position where you had to sleep on a parkbench was a pretty darn unfortunate thing to begin with — to become a criminal by sleeping… that sort of sucks.)

Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Night Shift:
Grand Theft – E. ISB – a W/M subject entered the Liquor Dept and stole (7) bottles of Johnnie Walker whiskey valued at approx. $362.

And yet again, we see the priorities some folks have.

At least is was Johnnie Walker, quality obviously counts when you’re stealing.

DeLand Police logs — driving naps and girlfriend chasing

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

The weekend police logs had a couple of fun bits in them.

Friday, April 24, 2009
Night Shift:
D.U.I. – A womann fell asleep at the wheel while waiting for the light to change at Rich and Amelia. She was arrested for D.U.I. Breath test revealed blood alcohol level at .125 & .128. Transported to the branch jail.

I knew that was a long light, and man, some days I got impatient, but napping while waiting for the light to change?

Brilliant!

That’s way more productive than flipping through radio stations!

Sunday, April 26, 2009
Day Shift:
Assault (DV) – E. New York – A man, 39, was arrested when he chased his girlfriend, whom he lives with, around the parking of the Dollar Store threatening to harm her.

OK, DV isn’t funny, but the cartoonish image of this guy chasing his gal around the parking lot got me.

Today’s idiot of the day… ripped off while trying to sell drugs, then picked up for driving with no license — AFTER officers said “Don’t drive”

Monday, April 20th, 2009

From Sunday, April 19 DeLand PD logs:

Disturbance – S. Woodland – A man and his friend alleged that they were in the parking lot of this location talking to several unidentified subjects when one of the subjects allegedly reached inside the victim’s van and stole his prescription of Oxycontin. The victim and his friend stated they chased the subjects but lost them. A resident in Sha-de-Land was holding the victim down at the time of police arrival because when the men ran through the resident’s yard they accidently knocked down a child. The victim’s version of the events was suspicious and he was very uncooperative with officers. The victim’s vehicle had a tag that expired in 2008 and he and his friend’s licenses were suspended. Officers told the victim that he could not drive the vehicle at which time he stated that his sister was coming to pick up him and the vehicle.

Wait for it…. WAIT FOR IT…

Suspended DL/Poss of Drug Paraphernalia/Poss of Cont. Sub with Intent to Sell – S. Woodland (Related to above incident) – The victim from the previous report ignored officers’ orders not to drive and was stopped after leaving the S. Woodland Blvd. location. He was arrested for DWLS. A search of his vehicle revealed that he had a pill crusher hidden in a boot along with some of his prescription pain medication. The victim, now suspect had numerous unfilled prescriptions which he stated that he lost and recently found. Many pills were unaccounted for out of his current prescription based on the date prescribed and the number of pills that are supposed to be taken daily. The man was in possession of Oxycontin, Methadone and Alprazolam. When interviewed separately, the man’s friend provided a sworn statement that he and the man were at the location to sell their prescription pills to street buyers and that the above mentioned disturbance was a result of them being “Ripped off.” Based on the totality of the circumstances the man was charged with Poss. with Intent via Complaint Affidavit.

Yeah

No need for snarky commentary. This speaks for itself.

Dumb criminal of the day — Volusia County Sheriff’s Logs

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

There was so much activity this weekend. Like, an insane amount.

So I have a lot of oddball stuff to share.

This one deserved its own entry.

Date: 4/9/2009 Time: 2124   Invest Asgn:
Header: THEFT

**Juvenile**

The victim notified the Sheriff’s Office to report a stolen cell phone stolen.  The victim advised that when it was learned the cell phone had been stolen, the number was dialed to see if someone would pick up.  Someone did answer and advised that he would sell the cell phone back to the victim for $50.00.  Sgt. Maddox was made aware of the incident at which point a simple plan was developed.  Deputy Mefford obtained the victim’s cell phone number and posed as the victim while making arrangements to meet the suspect at a predetermined location to complete the deal.  The Wendy’s Restaurant located at 1203 S. Woodland Blvd was agreed upon by the suspect.  Sgt. Maddox responded to the area and kept close surveillance on the Wendy’s parking lot.  Deputy Mefford then made an additional phone call to the suspect to confirm his exact intentions on the matter. The suspect made it clear that he wanted $50.00 for the cell phone and “better not see any police.”  Shortly after the final conversation, units quickly converged into the Wendy’s parking lot.  Deputy Mefford immediately observed the suspect, who was trying to conceal himself in the bushes on the south end of the restaurant.  Upon contact, Deputy Mefford observed the suspect as he threw an object to the ground just before being escorted to the patrol vehicle.  The suspect  was taken into custody without further incident.  Deputy Mefford dialed the victim’s cell phone number one last time for confirmation.  It rang from the ground where the defendant was standing.  The charger for the stolen cell phone was also later recovered from the defendant’s pants pockets.  The cell phone and charger were photographed then returned to the victim.  The defendant was arrested and charged with Felony Dealing in Stolen Property and Petit Theft.  The defendant was transported to DJJ.

NICE!

Odd stolen stuff on the Volusia County Sheriff’s activity reports

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Now, the event logs and activity reports from local police agencies are often chock full of burglaries. TVs, iPods, video games, money, jewlery… all unfortunately stolen, but I can follow the logic of the theif.

These are a few random bits from the Volusia County Sheriff’s Daily activity reports over this past weekend. Things that have been stolen that, well, just made me scratch my head.

It just goes to show that there is no logic to the criminal mind.

Enjoy.

Date: 4/10/2009 Time: 1200 Invest Asgn:
Header: BURGLARY RES

Entry was made to V1’s unsecured residence sometime between 1200 hours on 04-10-09 and 1630 hours on 04-10-09. A nine inch portable DVD player, a five pound package of hamburger meat, a package of beef chunks, and a small bag of onions were taken from the residence. V1 has resided in the trailer for approximately one week and stated that O1 is the caretaker of the trailer for the owner. Case is active to Deputy Post.

I’m thinking barbecue!

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Fun with the police logs, April 2, drinking, peeing and pot.

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

Whoooee, sorry I’ve been out of the loop for a couple of weeks.

This past week has had some serious “Duh” moments. We have a couple fighting about drinking, a public pee-er, and a case of “that’s not my pot.”

Love it or hate it, you have to laugh.

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Mural vandal wrote own name on wall

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Last week some putz spray painted the mural at Painter’s Pond.

The DeLand Police worked to find out who this putz is. The DPD was successful. In part, because the putz wrote his name on the wall.

http://www.beacononlinenews.com/news/daily/1545

To be fair, the kid was 19, and I know I wasn’t too bright at 19. But… I might have been a little brighter than that. Just a littl.

From the Volusia County Sheriff’s Logs… to the dogs

Friday, March 6th, 2009

(Dudes, nothing funny about domestic violence. That’s my standing disclaimer.)

The pets being fed was worth hitting your sig other?  Training your dog, worth hitting your partner?

Really?

Because in my list of things that make me want to turn into a flaming idiot, the pet food and pet training, yeah it’s way low.

Socks stuffed in the couch? Wet towels on the bed? THOSE make me nuts… (and that so stinks because I’m the one who does those things.)

People can really be motivated by some odd stuff.

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