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Idiot of the day — more booze thefts

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Today’s Idiot of the day, brought to you from the Volusia County Sheriff’s Activity reports:

Case#:09-15937 Date: 5/19/2009 Time: 2335 Invest Asgn:
Header: THEFT Location:3705 N. Hwy 17, DS Business Name: Pin Ups Bar ZONE:22
Matthew Jarnigan was involved in a verbal altercation within the bar area. He was asked to leave by the bar staff. He left the bar, walked outside and into the package store. Once inside he told the clerk he wanted to speak to the manager. As the clerk left the package store and went into the bar to get the manager, Jarnigan took several bottles of alcohol from the store, left, put them in his car then ran back inside before the staff came back inside. The manager then spoke to Jarnigan and he left. The manager reviewed the video tape and discovered what happened. The manager knew Jarnigan from prior dealings. Deputies went to Jarnigan’s residence in Pierson and arrested Jarnigan. He was transported to VCBJ without further incident.

He stole booze and went BACK INTO THE STORE.

That’s chutzpah.

Or idiocy.

You decide.

Plastic bag shirts — Call the fashion Police!

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Today’s idiot of the day was pretty clear.

Meet nudie woman, who ran around Daytona completely naked save for a plastic bag.

Do I need to tell you she admitted to a few drugs?

Congrats to our IOTD, Nudie Woman.

AT APPROXIMATELY 0533 HOURS DEPUTIES WERE DISPATCHED IN REFERENCE TO A NAKED FEMALE. AS DEPUTIES ARRIVED ON SCENE THE NAKED FEMALE RAN OUT THE BACK DOOR TO THE BUSINESS. DEPUTY MCGUIRE OBSERVED THE FEMALE RUN ACROSS NOVA ROAD WITH DEPUTY LAMEE CHASING BEHIND HER ON FOOT. THE FEMALE WAS CAUGHT AND SECURED IN THE PARKING LOT OF 1903 N NOVA ROAD, HOLLY HILL. THE FEMALE WAS COMPLETELY NAKED EXCEPT FOR A CLEAR 7-ELEVEN PLASTIC BAG SHE HAD ON AS A SHIRT. THE FEMALE WAS COMBATIVE AND APPEARED TO BE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF NARCOTICS. THE FEMALE WAS PLACED INTO DEPUTY MCGUIRE’S PATROL VEHICLE AT WHICH TIME SHE BEGAN KICKING THE DOORS AND BANGING HER HEAD ON THE WINDOWS. THE FEMALE EVENTUALLY IDENTIFIED HERSELF AS (V1).  V1 DID ADMIT TO DRUG USE (COCAINE) AND ALCOHOL THIS MORNING AND SHE ADVISED SHE WANTED TO KILL HERSELF. V1 WAS TRANSPORTED TO HALIFAX BY EVAC.

Dumb criminal of the day – cop crasher or runner?

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

This past weekend we had an abundance of idiocy in Volusia County.

I had a hard time picking a DCOTD. So here are my two favs:

We have the chick who decided to change her course midway and runs into a deputy, and, we have the dude who refused to stop for the deputy — while obeying all traffic laws — and made a run for it when he parked.

Who do you think deserves the Dumb Criminal of the Day title?

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He didn’t want the truck towed.

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

So, guy’s running around and decides to not stop for the coppers because he has a suspended license and doesn’t want the truck towed.

Check it out:

(From the Volusia County Sheriff’s logs)

Case#:09-12271 Date: 4/18/2009 Time: 2104 Invest Asgn:
Header: TRAFFIC Location:920 Greenwood Ave. Business Name: ZONE:64

Deputy Duggan attempted to stop a 1990 red Chevy pickup that was travelling west on French Ave. from 17-92 for having a tail light and tag light out. The driver refused to stop and turned south onto Sparkman Ave. where he increased his speed. Deputy Duggan shut off all emergency equipment and resumed the speed limit. The vehicle was observed turning west on Greenwood Ave. Seconds later Deputy Duggan turned onto Greenwood Ave and observed the truck turning into the driveway at 920 Greenwood Ave. Deputy Duggan was able to pull in behind the vehicle and activate his warning lights again. The driver was apprehended as he exited the truck. Andrew Furman, 26 of 920 Greenwood Ave, spontaneously stated that he ran from the stop because his DL was suspended and he didn’t want his truck towed. Furman was also found to have an active warrant out of Volusia County for FTA ref. DWLS. His passenger also had a suspended DL, and stated she told Furman to flee so the truck would not get towed. Furman was charged with Fleeing and Eluding an LEO with lights and siren, and DWLS 2nd offense. Total bond was $2000. He was also arrested for the FTA warrant under case #09-12272, bond $1000.

It cost $3,000 in bond for this dude.

BUT… the truck wasn’t towed!

Today’s idiot of the day… ripped off while trying to sell drugs, then picked up for driving with no license — AFTER officers said “Don’t drive”

Monday, April 20th, 2009

From Sunday, April 19 DeLand PD logs:

Disturbance – S. Woodland – A man and his friend alleged that they were in the parking lot of this location talking to several unidentified subjects when one of the subjects allegedly reached inside the victim’s van and stole his prescription of Oxycontin. The victim and his friend stated they chased the subjects but lost them. A resident in Sha-de-Land was holding the victim down at the time of police arrival because when the men ran through the resident’s yard they accidently knocked down a child. The victim’s version of the events was suspicious and he was very uncooperative with officers. The victim’s vehicle had a tag that expired in 2008 and he and his friend’s licenses were suspended. Officers told the victim that he could not drive the vehicle at which time he stated that his sister was coming to pick up him and the vehicle.

Wait for it…. WAIT FOR IT…

Suspended DL/Poss of Drug Paraphernalia/Poss of Cont. Sub with Intent to Sell – S. Woodland (Related to above incident) – The victim from the previous report ignored officers’ orders not to drive and was stopped after leaving the S. Woodland Blvd. location. He was arrested for DWLS. A search of his vehicle revealed that he had a pill crusher hidden in a boot along with some of his prescription pain medication. The victim, now suspect had numerous unfilled prescriptions which he stated that he lost and recently found. Many pills were unaccounted for out of his current prescription based on the date prescribed and the number of pills that are supposed to be taken daily. The man was in possession of Oxycontin, Methadone and Alprazolam. When interviewed separately, the man’s friend provided a sworn statement that he and the man were at the location to sell their prescription pills to street buyers and that the above mentioned disturbance was a result of them being “Ripped off.” Based on the totality of the circumstances the man was charged with Poss. with Intent via Complaint Affidavit.

Yeah

No need for snarky commentary. This speaks for itself.